John's comments

Hi everyone. As you probably don't know, I am part of a balance skills set group as part of work. Our job is to look at articles, summarize them, and share in order to develop a check off of sorts for all PTs in the system about balance. Well, I was writing one of my reports, and John decided to contribute his thoughts. Here they are. Enjoy. (Note, this is satire.)

"Now that Im done with this, I wanted to mention that PT is the easiest job in the world next to whoring. I think that you can tell people what to do, and they don’t do it….. THEN TELL THEM AGAIN….. until you are blue in the face is priceless. Its like getting paid to tell people that the sky is falling. That brings up another point. PT’s are overpaid. Seriously, getting 50 um Thousand a year is crazy…. Considering we fill in sheets and tell people to exercise. Now, not only do I think that we should give money back to patients and the HMO’s to save some healthcare costs, we should look into expanding the role of PT. How about we also lifeguard on weekends, and work in the Cafeteria at night. Expanding our job description would really be a benefit, AND we get to hand out food and save people from water. Thinking about it, maybe we could keep the money if we take on these tasks…. Whores don’t give back money if they have a quicky or love you long time. So PTs should have more quickies so that we can focus our attention in the cafeteria and the pool. Thank you."